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6 Year-Old Gets a ‘New’ PSP, Finds Porn

After consistent bugging from her son Eliso, Tamatha decided to purchase a PSP system at her local Wal-Mart. Crazy with excitement, Eliso ran into his room, turned on his handheld and found a naked woman plastered on the LCD screen, as the wallpaper. While most of us would be extremely happy and only delete the girls we “wouldn’t do,” little Eliso freaked out and ran to his mother. In Eliso world, girls, even the hot looking ones, still carry the deadly disease known as cooties, because he is just six years-old.

Upon further investigation, Tamatha noticed a memory stick inside the unit. As she went through the menu, she found hundreds of pictures that would be considered porn. After finding the pornographic photos, she called Wal-Mart, which is located in Manatee County, Florida. A manger of the store told her just to bring down the “machine” and they will let her son pick out a new game. All she ‘wants’ from the company is a new PSP unit and an apology.

We should also note, that Tamatha Tovar bought the PSP 300 Core System. That package does not come with a 1GB memory stick. In fact, it does not come with any stick. Which most likely means, someone else purchased the system with a memory unit separately, put tons of porn in it and returned it — forgetting to remove the memory stick.

4 Responses to “6 Year-Old Gets a ‘New’ PSP, Finds Porn”


  1. The bought-used-then-returned theory is very likely. I bought an xbox 360 a couple of years ago that looked new from Wal-Mart. When I got home it smelled like someone had used it as an ashtray. With their lax return rules, I would imagine that this happens a lot.


  2. The kid did it! Mystery solved…


  3. Sounds to me like another finger in the chili. Perhaps the moter put the memory stick in the psp.


  4. who jacks it with a psp? lol, spank it on the go with mobile porn

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