1980s Service Announcement Video With Mario (Don’t do Drugs)
After watching this old 80s service announcement, it would appear that Mario had our backs when we were kids. In the clip, Mario, who is played by Cpt. Lou Albano, pleaded with us not to do drugs. Although, I find it hypocritical because isn’t Mario the one who eats mushrooms to get ‘bigger,’ because he’s trying to save the princess of a land called Mushroom Kingdom, from an evil dragon?
“I learned it from you MARIO!”
[Thanks Ken]



March 24th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
“You go to hell before you die?”
JESUS!
That is as dark a portrayal of mario as I have ever seen.